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[HOLIDAY SPECIAL] AlkaTonin - The Alkaline Approach To Melatonin

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These products are amazing, they work very well and the delivery was fast! Would definitely recommend. - Jake Mills

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✔️ Rid of Excess Mucous
✔️ Boost Energy & Internal Oxygen
✔️ Improve Gut Health & Digestion 
✔️ 100% Alkaline Vegan Ingredients

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AlkaTonin 

Alkatonin is the alkaline approach to melatonin. Most people utilize melatonin for better sleep, insomnia, to beat jet lag, easier relaxation, and shiftwork disorders. Alkatonin not only provides relief of these particular symptoms but it also strengthens the immune system & provides a healthy proportion of carbon (which is the most abundant mineral component comprised in the biochemical formation of melatonin).

This provides the brain with the carbon dense nutrients and minerals it needs to produce/secrete what’s known as melatonin in a balance manner naturally.

✅Vegan-Friendly
✅Increasing Immunity
✅Better Sleep, Insomnia Relief, Jet Lag, & Relaxation

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You can use Alkatonin without the worry of the common side effects of melatonin which are short lasting feelings of depression, mild tremors, Mild anxiety, abdominal cramps, irritability, reduced alertness, confusion or disorientation. These side effects mostly take place due to melatonin being originated from the pineal glands of cows which is an animal by-product. Any type of animal by-product will be acidic due to the carbon dioxide accumulation that decomposes the body once the animal is no longer alive.

This process of deterioration within the cow can cause residuals of uric acid to be formed & accumulated within the body if consumed. Also most of these cows go through a pretty traumatic death when they’re being used at scale to produce substances such as melatonin pills. No wonder feelings of depression, mild anxiety, and irritability are side effects of taking animal by-product melatonin.

Get Fast and Effective Benefits from Cleansing

Alkatonin utilities the nervous system & brain to relax the entire body. It helps the pineal gland produce carbon more effectively. Carbon is what the word melatonin is attributed to. The pineal gland doesn’t secrete melatonin, it secretes carbon. Melatonin was a word that was created to describe that particular Carbonic function within the body.

Balance your natural sleep and wake cycles and achieve a level of peace with Alkatonin the alkaline approach to melatonin.

 

Liquid Use: 2-4 TBSP in the PM or before sleep

Tablet Use: 2-3 Tablets in the PM or before sleep

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100% Alkaline

100% Non-GMO

100% Gelatin Free

100% Gluten Free

100% Soy Free

100% Organically Grown

For “All Countries” outside of the USA, we recommend getting tablets instead of the liquid due to the longer transit to your location. You can always make a liquid with the capsules contents. We ship globally!

Taking this once or twice a day will provide your cells & organs with all the alkaline minerals that they need to cleanse & function at optimum health! These are some amazing herbs, Give them a try!

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Try Our Cellular Therapy & Repair Package, It will remove mucus/inflammation from the cells of the organs & body that have been compromised. Cells may become compromised by the breaking their membrane which protects the cell from all forms of acidity and impurities. This is normally caused by consuming mucus creating foods. This package breaks mucus, waste/inflammation down; flushes it out, contains compounds that revitalize the body with ENERGY, and simultaneously remineralize the body by providing it with the minerals that are in accordance with each part of the human body. For any questions please feel free to message us!

💡 Why Kidney Remedy Works:

The kidneys are one of the body's most overlooked elimination organs—yet they filter over 50 gallons of blood every single day. But when lipid toxins, acidic waste, mucus, and mineral imbalances build up in the nephrons and glomerular filtration units, the kidneys begin to clog, and filtration slows or stops entirely.

Most people unknowingly consume genetically modified, hybridized, or overly acidic foods that overwhelm the kidneys, causing excess inflammation, water retention, and eventually chronic damage. These foods leave behind sticky lipid residues that the kidneys simply can’t eliminate without help.

Kidney Remedy

works by delivering a blend of 100% alkaline, wildcrafted herbs like Sarsaparilla, Lily of the Valley, Bladderwrack, Dandelion, and Seamoss, which are known to:

  • Break down accumulated lipid toxins
  • Activate lymphatic and digestive detox channels
  • Re-mineralize kidney tissue to support regeneration
  • Restore filtration, even in cases where urination is limited

This approach is critical because dialysis only filters blood—it does not remove what caused the kidneys to fail in the first place. That’s why Kidney Remedy focuses on the root: cellular waste clearance and full mineral recovery.

More than 90% of those with late-stage kidney issues report toxic buildup as the true cause—not a lack of dialysis.

This formula addresses what most solutions ignore: detox first, regenerate second.


We stand behind the quality of every formula we produce. The results are inevitable when you use the right ingredients.

If you are not satisfied with your purchase and don’t experience a difference, you may request a refund within 60 days of receiving your order.


Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days.

Once shipped, delivery usually takes:

  • 3–5 business days within the United States
  • 7–14 business days for international orders

All orders receive tracking information via email once the package leaves our facility. Please ensure your shipping information is correct before placing your order to avoid delays.


Sarsaparilla
One of the richest plant sources of Iron Fluorine, which supports blood purification and lymphatic detox. Sarsaparilla helps flush toxins, reduce inflammation, support kidney energy, and improve circulation throughout the filtration system.
Dandelion Root
A powerful natural kidney and liver cleanser that stimulates filtration and encourages toxin elimination through urine and the digestive tract. It is rich in potassium and helps reduce swelling and water retention.
Bladderwrack
A mineral-dense sea vegetable known to support kidney and adrenal function while replenishing iodine, potassium, and essential trace minerals required for healthy organ function.
Honduran Seamoss
Contains 90+ trace minerals that help rebuild depleted tissues after detoxification. Seamoss helps hydrate cells and restore mineral balance throughout the body.
Lily of the Valley
Supports heart-kidney synergy and helps regulate circulation and fluid balance. It has traditionally been used to support kidney filtration and reduce fluid buildup.

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Frequently Asked Questions
Will this work if I’m already on dialysis?
Yes. Kidney Remedy can be taken while on dialysis. Many customers begin to see improvements in filtration, swelling, and lab markers within 3–6 weeks of consistent use. It’s designed to support elimination through the bowels, lymph, and skin—even if urine output is low or absent.
Will this make me urinate more?
Yes, if your kidneys are still partially filtering, you may experience an increase in urine flow as toxins begin to clear. If not, the formula still supports elimination through your digestive and lymphatic systems.
What is the shelf life of this product?
6 months to 1 year for tablets when stored in a cool, dry place.
Can I take this with other products?
Yes. Kidney Remedy pairs well with Iron Power, Chelation 1, and Mineral General for enhanced full-body detox and mineral replenishment. These are organic, alkaline, plant-based compounds designed to work synergistically.
What if I’m not urinating at all?
This protocol still supports detoxification. Your body removes waste through multiple channels—not just urine. The formula encourages elimination via the bowels, skin, and lymphatic system, which are still fully active.
How fast will I see results?
Some feel lighter, more energized, and notice reduced swelling in the first 7–14 days. Lab improvements (creatinine, GFR, etc.) often begin within 3–6 weeks, especially when paired with a plant-based or alkaline diet at least 3–5 days a week.

Kidney Remedy™ Tablets are a powerful cellular detox compound designed to cleanse, strengthen, and restore proper kidney filtration by removing the toxic buildup that prevents the kidneys from functioning.
Most kidney problems do not start because the kidneys suddenly fail — they begin when lipid toxins, mucus, acids, and mineral imbalances accumulate inside the nephrons and glomerular filtration units, clogging the kidneys and preventing proper filtration.
Kidney Remedy™ uses a powerful combination of 100% alkaline, wildcrafted herbs including Sarsaparilla, Lily of the Valley, Bladderwrack, Dandelion Root, Honduran Seamoss, Cordoncillo, and additional mineral-rich botanicals that work together to:
  • Break down toxic buildup
  • Flush waste through the lymphatic and digestive systems
  • Reduce fluid retention and inflammation
  • Restore the mineral balance the kidneys need to function
By removing the toxic congestion that blocks kidney filtration, the body can begin repairing and regenerating kidney tissue naturally.
This is why many individuals begin noticing improvements in swelling, energy, urination, and kidney lab markers when using the protocol consistently.

Customer Reviews

Cellular Reversal

We don't mask symptoms; we target the root biochemical cause of disease by dissolving toxic acids, flushing lipid waste, and restoring true kidney filtration at the cellular level. Our formula are all backed by peer-reviewed research from leading medical institutions. Science meets nature.

Alkalinity Guaranteed

We reject all acidic ingredients; even "natural" ones like Pau D'Arco and Echinacea. Every herb in our formulas is 100% alkaline, non-hybrid, and mineral-rich. No lab synthesis. No genetic manipulation. Just nature's most powerful cellular-regenerating plants that your cells recognize and absorb.

87K+ Verified Results

We don't just collect testimonials; we have diagnostic bloodwork, urinalysis reports, and medical documentation proving our compounds work. From Stage 5 patients avoiding dialysis to proteinuria eliminated in 3 weeks, our customers have the lab receipts. This isn't hope, it's data.

“REVERSE KIDNEY DECLINE NATURALLY — WITHOUT DIALYSIS OR TRANSPLANTS”

A clinically-informed, plant-based formula that cleanses waste, restores filtration, and rebuilds mineral balance so your kidneys can function the way they were designed.

Kidney Remedy doesn’t “manage” CKD like dialysis or medications — it targets the root biochemical cause: toxic acids and lipid waste suffocating the kidneys. By cleansing, flushing, and remineralizing, KR restores filtration naturally.

Clients report urination restored, proteinuria gone, and dialysis avoided. This isn’t maintenance — it’s true reversal built on science, minerals, and natural cellular repair.

THE PROBLEM WITH CONVENTIONAL CKD TREATMENT

Modern nephrology focuses on managing decline — dialysis, transplants, and medications that never address the root cause.

  • • 60% of dialysis patients die on the machine.
  • • 70% of transplant patients end back on dialysis.
  • • Doctors prescribe “renal-safe” diets that actually feed acidic waste — uric acid, lactic acid, carbonic acid — which suffocates the kidneys.

Truth: CKD isn’t a genetic curse or a random disease. It’s the result of acidic waste buildup and mineral depletion over time.


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WHY KIDNEY REMEDY WORKS

Kidney Remedy is built on the alkaline
principle of cellular healing:

  • • Step 1: Cleanse → Hydrangea root, Sarsaparilla, Prodigiosa, and Rhubarb enzymically break down stones, proteinuria, and lipid toxins.
  • • Step 2: Flush → Dandelion root, Guaco, Sapo, and Sea Moss increase urine flow, bind acids, and safely carry toxins out of the body.
  • • Step 3: Remineralize → Sea Moss, Bladderwrack, and Shepherd’s Purse restore iron phosphate, magnesium, potassium, calcium, and silica, giving kidneys the mineral “fuel” to sustain filtration.

This 3-phase system transforms the blood terrain so kidneys can heal themselves naturally.


THE SCIENCE BEHIND THE HERBS

  • • Hydrangea Root → Dissolves stones & calcification (hydrangin).
  • • Sarsaparilla → Binds toxins & rebuilds blood with plant steroids and iron phosphate.
  • • Prodigiosa & Cordoncillo Negro → Bitter tonics that trigger enzymic cleansing of protein waste.
  • • Sea Moss & Bladderwrack → Deliver 92+ minerals for full electrolyte and blood balance.
  • • Dandelion Root → Potassium-rich diuretic that restores urine flow without depletion.
  • • Shepherd’s Purse → Reduces protein leakage by supporting microcirculation in the kidneys.

Biochemical Focus: These herbs break down lipid toxins, neutralize acid, rebuild true proteins, and restore oxygenation.

WHO IT’S FOR

Kidney Remedy is designed for those who are:

  • • Living with CKD (stage 2–5) and want to stop progression.
  • • On dialysis but looking to restore urine flow and natural filtration.
  • Transplant patients who want to protect the new kidney and stop recycling disease.
  • • Anyone with proteinuria, kidney stones, high blood pressure, or swelling linked to kidney strain.

If your nephrologist told you “there’s no cure,” this product is for you.

Timeline: Most clients notice improvements in energy, swelling, and urine flow in 2–6 weeks, with deeper reversal over 3–6 months.

Safety: 100% plant-based, non-GMO, chemical-free. No synthetic additives.

Guarantee: If you don’t feel a shift in your health within 60 days, we’ll refund your order — no questions asked.

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REAL RESULTS: FROM DIALYSIS TO RECOVERY

Our clients are living proof:

  • “Doctors told me dialysis was the only option. After 6 months on Kidney Remedy, my urine flow returned and my nephrologist was stunned.”
  • “Stage 4 to stage 2 in under a year — no transplant needed. My labs are better than they’ve been in a decade.”
  • “Proteinuria gone, energy back, dialysis avoided. This saved my life.”

Key Result: Clients urinate naturally again, filtration restarts, and kidney function stabilizes — without machines or surgery.


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